Eagles TE Dallas Goedert is headed to the locker room.
I just fell to my knees at Mcdonalds
Think it’s poop
Hopefully he just gotta poop cuz I didn’t see him get hurt at all 🤣
Is he done?
Should I pick up jack stolk?
Sprained puss
Hamstring injury
Actually bruh
Hes done then
Olave dead now too
Parlays and fantasy rosters busted
Goddert had to be taking a shit
Every time i bet on someone they decide to die 😭
Thought he could nonchalantly pass gas, but quickly realized that "brown"had been blown out in a major way. Realized that it was a far bigger mess after sideline confirmation
...MANDO locker room visit for New bottoms, jock strap and cup... plus a thorough full can's worth of fabreze. You heard it here first.
Was there actually a report on what happened?
He pulled his hamstring
I hope he is coming back
Fucking hell how many injuries we gotta have this year
Seriously-That sucks. Started him bc Kelce & Chiefs R on bye (Not like TK has had any impact thus far anyway)
But seeing a goose egg on your scoring line doesn't feel good to have to look at this early on 😮💨
Anyone need 4 to 6man parlays with a hit rate send me a message let's get paid
Is he back?
First Etienne now this?? My team is full of chumps