We’ll be picking 5️⃣ lucky winners to join a fantasy league on Sleeper with Deestroying and Kurt Benkert! There will be weekly prizes + more 👀 Lmk why you should be in the league below 👇🏼
-Followed Kurt closely until a couple of years after his playing days 🏈 -I’ll make you stay sharp on the transaction wire 👀 -I’m a loyal Sleeper fanatic 🔥
You should pick me because I lost to Kurt in the punt, pass, and kick competition by one yard at the local Cape Coral YMCA and I want my revenge
I don’t have any reasoning behind me getting selected but I ain’t making up a bunch of shit to catch their attention.
I don’t know why you should pick me I’m just bored so I’m trying
Because I think fantasy football is cool!
I get out down in my league like I'm not the best been to the finals 3 years in a row.
Ohhh I’ll throw a big ole tantrum if you don’t pick me!
I get looked down on in my leagues like I'm not the one going to the finals every year if you want entertainment I'm the guy
Because I will win.
Let's go.
Because I’m homeless
I spend more time on this app than with my family, it’s the least you could do.
Because my life is as sad as theirs
Because I have an entry in.
Becuase Destroying and Kurt aint shit. Trophies Mine.
I always wanted to wanted a group of homies and now this is my chance to make some friends. Hopefully we form lasting bonds to be able to do this yearly
It will be an honor 🎖 to play with the pros and test my skills on a high level.
cuz im the goat 🙂↕️
Becuase I all I do is WIN WIN WIN
Been doing this since the 90s. Excel sheets and newspaper
Everybody knows Dee Who’s Kurt Benkert? 👀 I need a spot to play, so I can get to know this Kurt guy
Is this a 7 team league? I've had a 7 team draft strategy ready to go since before Kurt transferred HS programs
because packers winning the bowl this year
All my sons do is talk about Deestroying. It will be a love hate thing for them. They will love that I beat one of their favorite personalities and be mad that I embarrased him.