We’ll be picking 5️⃣ lucky winners to join a fantasy league on Sleeper with Deestroying and Kurt Benkert! There will be weekly prizes + more 👀 Lmk why you should be in the league below 👇🏼

Ohhh I’ll throw a big ole tantrum if you don’t pick me!

I get looked down on in my leagues like I'm not the one going to the finals every year if you want entertainment I'm the guy

Because I will win.

Because I’m homeless

I spend more time on this app than with my family, it’s the least you could do.

Because my life is as sad as theirs

Because I have an entry in.

Becuase Destroying and Kurt aint shit. Trophies Mine.

I always wanted to wanted a group of homies and now this is my chance to make some friends. Hopefully we form lasting bonds to be able to do this yearly

It will be an honor 🎖 to play with the pros and test my skills on a high level.

cuz im the goat 🙂‍↕️

Becuase I all I do is WIN WIN WIN

Been doing this since the 90s. Excel sheets and newspaper

Everybody knows Dee Who’s Kurt Benkert? 👀 I need a spot to play, so I can get to know this Kurt guy

Is this a 7 team league? I've had a 7 team draft strategy ready to go since before Kurt transferred HS programs

because packers winning the bowl this year

All my sons do is talk about Deestroying. It will be a love hate thing for them. They will love that I beat one of their favorite personalities and be mad that I embarrased him.

Cause I need a dub

This year to figure our draft order for our 14 man league, I am forcing everyone to purchase and bring over a hot wheels car in original packaging. 2 tracks will determine order.

Because I said so

Because I will teach him a thing or two.

Pick me in the league because my balls are small and my heart is big

I can shave my balls and wash my hair on my head at the same time that’s why