We’ll be picking 5️⃣ lucky winners to join a fantasy league on Sleeper with Deestroying and Kurt Benkert! There will be weekly prizes + more 👀 Lmk why you should be in the league below 👇🏼

Because my team name is Kansas City queefs

Choose me because

I should be picked because the doctors say I have 59 years left to live and I don’t have enough time to enjoy my very last moments

I should be allowed in because I love you ❤️

I have never won a fantasy football league. My failures have caused me to hone in my skills of having a good time. I'm not the manager leagues deserve, but I'm the one you need

Simply put. I’m a highly active and knowledgeable fantasy player.

I should be picked because I have no fantasy league to really care bout this year bc my friends quit this year, but this draft I would love to be in

I’ve won leagues the last 3 years!

I‘ve been looking forward to this.

Used to keep score with sticks and mud

How about you pick me bec i dont want to get picked 🧐

Fractional scoring was a bitch

I should be in every league period!

I’m Tom Brady also

I’ll join

-Followed Kurt closely until a couple of years after his playing days 🏈 -I’ll make you stay sharp on the transaction wire 👀 -I’m a loyal Sleeper fanatic 🔥

You should pick me because I lost to Kurt in the punt, pass, and kick competition by one yard at the local Cape Coral YMCA and I want my revenge

I don’t have any reasoning behind me getting selected but I ain’t making up a bunch of shit to catch their attention.

I don’t know why you should pick me I’m just bored so I’m trying

Because I think fantasy football is cool!

I get out down in my league like I'm not the best been to the finals 3 years in a row.

Ohhh I’ll throw a big ole tantrum if you don’t pick me!

I get looked down on in my leagues like I'm not the one going to the finals every year if you want entertainment I'm the guy