We’ll be picking 5️⃣ lucky winners to join a fantasy league on Sleeper with Deestroying and Kurt Benkert! There will be weekly prizes + more 👀 Lmk why you should be in the league below 👇🏼

I need to be I. A league where the competition is legit! I’ve won my home league and many redraft leagues. It’s time to step up to the big time!

Because…I’m Fantasy Him.

If you pick me, I’ll visit a town in Thailand, get accepted by their people, train in muay Thai for a year, fight & Win the tournament, return to US & join the UFC & go undefeated

Up for a challenge, ideal league participant, votes positively on trades, minimal complaints. Burned by Cam Akers in the past.

I never cause a problem in my leagues and am decent.

5-Time Champion in the house. Running out of room for all these trophies! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Because, I am Himothy.

Been last place in last 4 seasons. ...I'm due!

I should be picked because I put in the time necessary to be competitive and want to play against the best competition available to see how I stack up

Because my team name is Kansas City queefs

Choose me because

I should be picked because the doctors say I have 59 years left to live and I don’t have enough time to enjoy my very last moments

I feel like I will make a good opponent, competitive, not toxic. I’m pretty good at building teams, good sense of humor.

I should be allowed in because I love you ❤️

I have never won a fantasy football league. My failures have caused me to hone in my skills of having a good time. I'm not the manager leagues deserve, but I'm the one you need

Simply put. I’m a highly active and knowledgeable fantasy player.

I should be picked because I have no fantasy league to really care bout this year bc my friends quit this year, but this draft I would love to be in

I’ve won leagues the last 3 years!

I‘ve been looking forward to this.

Used to keep score with sticks and mud

How about you pick me bec i dont want to get picked 🧐

Fractional scoring was a bitch

I should be in every league period!