Cowboys WR Brandin Cooks is heading to the locker room after visiting the injury tent, per @NickHarrisDC

PAY CEEDEE FUCKING LAMB BROTHER. CHOP IT UP W THE GANG AND GETER DONE PLAYER JERRY JONES

Literally just traded for this man

Kms

WHO DEM BOYZ??? No seriously, who dem boys? They all injured.

AIYUK TO THE COWBOYS CONFIRMED

@XprT

Oh this season is cooked

they can always sign MARLON MACK 🔥 🔥 🔥

Let's go J. Tolbert

Tolbert Time

Jalen Tolbert WR1 szn

go back to the pats so i can wear your jersey again

What time is it?!? Tolbert time!!!

FerguSONNN

Every fantasy player: man I’m feeling good about my team this year, and I’ve got some good backups too. God: *hits cigar* nah, fuck yall

Every KEY ROLE player is getting injured before the actual season

Left tackle is hurt too… Chum Bucket 🪣 🦐 Edoga.. cuz Dak makes $60 mil and Jerry had to let his amazing left tackle go in free agency

This is why you don’t draft until week 4

This is God tellin yall to PAY LAMB

Welp Jerry, think it’s time to go ahead and Zelle CeeDee right about now 😂

Cowboys don’t have enough money to sign CD unless Dak retructures.. which he won’t.

Why are the cowboys such a clown show of a team

Tolbert season incoming