Cowboys WR Brandin Cooks is heading to the locker room after visiting the injury tent, per @NickHarrisDC
@XprT
Oh this season is cooked
they can always sign MARLON MACK 🔥 🔥 🔥
Let's go J. Tolbert
Tolbert Time
Jalen Tolbert WR1 szn
go back to the pats so i can wear your jersey again
What time is it?!? Tolbert time!!!
FerguSONNN
Every fantasy player: man I’m feeling good about my team this year, and I’ve got some good backups too. God: *hits cigar* nah, fuck yall
Every KEY ROLE player is getting injured before the actual season
Left tackle is hurt too… Chum Bucket 🪣 🦐 Edoga.. cuz Dak makes $60 mil and Jerry had to let his amazing left tackle go in free agency
This is why you don’t draft until week 4
This is God tellin yall to PAY LAMB
Welp Jerry, think it’s time to go ahead and Zelle CeeDee right about now 😂
Cowboys don’t have enough money to sign CD unless Dak retructures.. which he won’t.
Why are the cowboys such a clown show of a team
Tolbert season incoming
Chat going by so fast no-one will know that I'm Kelce and I'm cheating on Swift with Beyonce and Jennifer Aniston while I'm in a hot tub with Tom Brady and Antonio Brown
The cowboys are going to look like The Replacements at this point
nigga was a huge letdown in fantasy last year idc
Time to fire up those expensive lamb chops
It’s almost like he is old and incompetent
Uhhh ohh tolbert saddle up ma boi