Police are searching for Chiefs WR Rashee Rice in connection with an accident involving a car registered in Rice’s name that occurred Saturday evening in northeast Dallas, per @dallasnews

Religion is one heck of a drug

i’ll buy everyone a beer that stops talking about god in the sleeper thread

Happy Easter yall hail Satan!

Just say his interpreter stole his car. He’ll be fine

The transformers have a lot more days than Jesus does at this point but people are still tripping out about JC

Marlon Mack SZN!

Great. That means diontae Johnson is now my wr1. 😖

Rice will probably wake up and report his car stolen

Toney stole his car

Some Final 4 we’ve been building up

Anyone who’s ever driven through Dallas can tell you how awful the traffic is. Took me an hour to get out of a McDonald’s parking lot

Been trying to trade for him all over but only 1 share on 15 teams. Whew!

Should I take 1.12 and 4.01 for him?

You matter to God

yeah but i never leave anywhere without gum and cologne, and really just try to avoid driving drunk cuz that’s what you should be doing lmao

they'll arrest you, and basically as bad as failing, but you can refuse

Lmfao yes!!! Prison hopefully, I don’t even know what happed but fuck it hahaha

Easter Bunny hid him behind a rock in a field.

Hello? Should I take 1.12 and 4.01 for Rice?

It's not giving away too much value

sure trade him, maybe

Happy transgender day of visibility! She has risen.

my buddy totaled a 2017 mustang cuz he thought he could beat a street pole