Police are searching for Chiefs WR Rashee Rice in connection with an accident involving a car registered in Rice’s name that occurred Saturday evening in northeast Dallas, per @dallasnews

Rice will probably wake up and report his car stolen

Toney stole his car

Some Final 4 we’ve been building up

Been trying to trade for him all over but only 1 share on 15 teams. Whew!

Should I take 1.12 and 4.01 for him?

You matter to God

yeah but i never leave anywhere without gum and cologne, and really just try to avoid driving drunk cuz that’s what you should be doing lmao

they'll arrest you, and basically as bad as failing, but you can refuse

Lmfao yes!!! Prison hopefully, I don’t even know what happed but fuck it hahaha

Easter Bunny hid him behind a rock in a field.

Hello? Should I take 1.12 and 4.01 for Rice?

It's not giving away too much value

sure trade him, maybe

Happy transgender day of visibility! She has risen.

my buddy totaled a 2017 mustang cuz he thought he could beat a street pole

who was one dude that jumped higher than the vertical leap measures? that was insane, it was a pro day.

I traded R.Rice and D.Achene for J.Chase and J.Reed and a 2025 3rd rounder ….thoughts? fair deal or i won trade

Rashee can you hear meee

Loser

Gulp

What if the car was registered under a secret skibidi toilet and then rashee rice was kidnapped in there skibidi HQ in Ohio

No not my league winner!