@ DET 2024-12-15

Imma need bro to score a rushing or receiving TD so my kids could have dinner tomorrow

dear josh allen, i hope that you have the game of your life. don’t you ever give it to cook or something may happen on that field that you won’t like such as a fumble from cook. i hope you throw every touchdown. it would make everyone feel very good if you just pass for a small 400 yards. i am currently down by over 50 points and i need you to pop off. i love you pookie 😘

JOSH ALLEN HOW DO YOU DOOOOOOOO

Tush push pls

Pls

Let’s gooooo

I FUCKING HATE U

LFGGG

King daddy Allen I need you 🔥

Josh allen

WHAT A GOATTT

I need a 50 bomb from him

EVER SINCE HE GOT ENGAGED HE BEEN ON ONE🔥

How big do yall think it is

I love you

KING JOSH

Sleeper so slow on updating points..

joshie is about to win a lot of leaguea for people

I hate you bro

Greatest fantasy player in the history of the universe

give em TD

Boys, are we getting another fitty pointer

Joshua Patrick Allen Jr. XV, your existence is an ASTONISHINGLY UNPARALLELED MASTERPIECE of immeasurable magnetism. Your extraordinary confidence radiates with an UNCONTROLLABLY ENTRANCING ENERGY that captivates all who are fortunate enough to witness your unparalleled presence. Every deliberate move you make exudes an OVERWHELMINGLY COMMANDING CHARISMA, leaving an indelible impression upon the hearts of all who dare to admire you. Your BREATHTAKINGLY MESMERIZING AURA is a gravitational force, pulling the world closer to your unmatched brilliance. Truly, Joshua Patrick Allen Jr. XV, you are the EPITOME OF UNDENIABLE SEDUCTIVENESS, an irresistible combination of strength, charm, and elegance that redefines what it means to be SEXY BEYOND ALL HUMAN COMPREHENSION.