@ LAR 2024-12-08

If I marry him I get to be Josh Allen too😋

NUT

STEP ON ME

100% rostered, 96% start.... Who the fuck isn't starting this dude?!?

Give us 50🙏

I’m supposed to be studying right now but Josh Allen made me bust a nut all over my notes

Please stop

You are single-handedly taking my chances of winning this week from 20% to 60%

IM THINKING ABOUT NAMING MY DAUGHTER JOSH

I can only take so much

Thank you joshie poo, you are the goat 🐐 my opponent about to drop 170 so im still about to lose but I appreciate your efforts

He’s better than Tom brady

Ooo look at me I’m Josh Allen, I’m one of the best quarterbacks in the nfl, I’m marrying Hailee Seinfeld, I’m athletic, handsome, and 6’5. Ooo I’m so special

He’s better than Tom Brady

Fuck you, I put up 180 points this week and I’m about to lose because my opponent has you

JUST BOUGHT 4 BOTTLES OF JOSH WINE

He’s not done

my glorious Josh allen

One more touchdown joshypooh? 🤣🤣🤣

My opponent is about to drop 180 and lose😭

Better than prime Brady

King

This man can have my babies he single handedly brought me back in it