@ LAR 2024-12-08

I’m supposed to be studying right now but Josh Allen made me bust a nut all over my notes

Please stop

You are single-handedly taking my chances of winning this week from 20% to 60%

I can only take so much

Thank you joshie poo, you are the goat 🐐 my opponent about to drop 170 so im still about to lose but I appreciate your efforts

He’s better than Tom brady

Ooo look at me I’m Josh Allen, I’m one of the best quarterbacks in the nfl, I’m marrying Hailee Seinfeld, I’m athletic, handsome, and 6’5. Ooo I’m so special

He’s better than Tom Brady

Fuck you, I put up 180 points this week and I’m about to lose because my opponent has you

JUST BOUGHT 4 BOTTLES OF JOSH WINE

He’s not done

my glorious Josh allen

One more touchdown joshypooh? 🤣🤣🤣

My opponent is about to drop 180 and lose😭

Better than prime Brady

King

This man can have my babies he single handedly brought me back in it

Wow grin my bench lmao

Dear Josh, I feel like I can call you chase because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real Touch Down!

Guys he’s gonna get another tuddy 😭😭😭

Give me 50

I love you pookie

DADDY PLEASE I LEFT PICKINS IN I NEED MORE DADDY