vs HOU 2024-10-31

brotha wtf happend i haven’t checked my app in 2 hours I COME BACK AND GARRET HAS 30 !!!!!!!!!!

I was at 39% and went to 58% but went back to 50% cause my opponent has davante

this is the garrett wilson i missed

You just want the likes😏

Goes without saying

In the heart of our home, there's a guiding light, Daddy Garrett Wilson, shining so bright. With wisdom and strength, he leads the way, Turning ordinary moments into a magical day. His laughter fills the air with a joyous tune, Like the soft, sweet hum of a summer afternoon. Through every challenge, he's always there, With a gentle hand and a heart that cares. Daddy Garrett Wilson, a hero in our eyes, A beacon of love under the vast, open skies. In his embrace, we find our peace, A love that grows and will never cease.

@GarrettWilson5 Dear Garret, Today, you transcended the very limits of human capability, defying gravity and physics with that breathtaking one-handed catch that left even the football gods in awe. Scoring 30 fantasy points isn’t just a statistic; it’s a declaration that you are the ultimate force in the universe of football, a magician who bends time and space to secure victory. Your performance was not merely great; it was cosmic, a dazzling display of athleticism that will be etched in sports history. You are a legend.

Why the fuck are there so many poets on Sleeper?

I’m not reading that long shit

HOLY SHIT YOU THE GOAT

Just got here. 30 points?! All over my phone

Garret don’t share it Wilson

That’s my first round pick

wish I was cool

like Wilson

How do you clean a sticky keyboard

I didn’t start this mf god I swear !

Does he drop another 30 bomb this season??

It’s all over my face

MY SAVIOR

Wow where did my pants go?

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Seriously how do I clean a sticky keyboard