vs HOU 2024-10-31

@GarrettWilson5 Dear Garret, Today, you transcended the very limits of human capability, defying gravity and physics with that breathtaking one-handed catch that left even the football gods in awe. Scoring 30 fantasy points isn’t just a statistic; it’s a declaration that you are the ultimate force in the universe of football, a magician who bends time and space to secure victory. Your performance was not merely great; it was cosmic, a dazzling display of athleticism that will be etched in sports history. You are a legend.

Why the fuck are there so many poets on Sleeper?

I’m not reading that long shit

Just got here. 30 points?! All over my phone

Garret don’t share it Wilson

That’s my first round pick

wish I was cool

like Wilson

How do you clean a sticky keyboard

I didn’t start this mf god I swear !

Does he drop another 30 bomb this season??

It’s all over my face

MY SAVIOR

Wow where did my pants go?

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Seriously how do I clean a sticky keyboard

Thank you for giving me a winning Thursday night football game ❤️#5

I got him for Amari and Tracy today god I love it here

Wilson took two honey packs at halftime

I JUST TRADED FOR THIS GUYYY🥳🥳🥳🥳

Is this what it feels to be a winner?

I know the guy that traded me him yesterday is crying right now 🤣

Davante had to take a shit. He concussed his butthole