Jalen Hurts Limited On Wednesday

Sorry I rode it too hard

I’ll give my phone to Jalen Hey guys it’s Jalen I’m playing on Sunday

fucking sleeper making me think my glorious king was injured

So basically nothing ?

man what

I almost freaked out but then i remembered i’m just a chill guy tryna win another fantasy football game

Everyone freak out

It’s just a rest day

I just fell to my knees in a frozen yogurt store

I fell to my knees in the middle of helping step sis with the laundry 😩

This alert....

sleeper is like hurts’ left glute is sore from being pushed hes questionable for sunday

I just spilled white substance on the guy that fell to his knees in the yogurt store

Breaking news! Jalen is not really hurt, but he is Hurts.

when an app outsources to Wish

Jalen Hurts owners: NOOOOOOOOO!

'Especially because...' I mean there's free ChatGPT suggestions there, pal 🤣