CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP HITTING HRS

Pitching is everything

Ohtanis injury has nothing to do with his hitting

i’m officially over this kid fr

You keep saying that yet youre still here with the overused MJ crying meme

So you dont know what irony is then

I'm glad that you were able to properly use lowercase for the first time though

Cool you were never entitled to any "backstory"

Youre not the main character

Nobody knows if it is or it isn't, but most average people would know that it is so insignificant that to question it would be a complete waste of time

But being terminally online would probably give you the impulse to argue about that too

Cool, let them

Move On WIth Your Life

Imagine the care

Nothing to move on from tbqh

It was a shitty throwaway name even at the time

Then Just Change It

Stupid

Youve used more brain cells trying to tackle this than I ever have in regards to my name

Nah

I'm not your dog

I don't answer to you

Bro Who Do You Think You Are

Eventually you'll learn you don't always get what you want