CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP HITTING HRS

How the fuck does he play a better role as a pitcher when he is not fucking pitching

have you never watched him pitch?

We are talking about who the better player is this year

my bad

And if we want to talk about the years Ohtani pitched, he never had a season that could statistically match Judge during that given year

Facts dont care about your feelings

i’m done talking to you bro you are fucking lost

@GardnerBigShoes You Are Just Some Internet Pussy Who Hides Behind The Screen With A Fake Name

More proof ohtani slurpers dont watch baseball

You Wouldn’t Say Any Of This In Person

I absolutely would

But cool it with the faux tough guy shit

Your Chicken Legs Would Start Shaking

I’m Done With Your Shit I Need A Beer

Never claimed to be

Lots of projection going on

It is an actual fact that pitchers don't receive enough live ball opportunities that can quantify their defense into a reliable metric

why the fuck would he?

What did greg maddux do a billion times that the cy young award winners didnt?

Surely it was something he did.... outside of his pitching!

No you really haven't

And if you did it Got Lost In Your Weird Schizo Babble

Ironic youre telling me to stick to football when youve been using the most boomer arguments imagineable