JOSE ALTUVE GETS EJECTED 😱
Spin rate doesnt improve in cold weather
well aren’t you a genius
🤓nerd
2022 astros cheated too
cry about it
Cry about what
Werent you one of the ones going "altuve statistically proven to not cheat"
Actual clown
nah just 🤫
Yea fuck him
Stats tell whatever story you want. Kolten Wong had the highest slugging percentage in the league on Tuesdays, 72 degrees, slight wind, outside, in the evening
Had to have a man on first too
That is a very specific stat lmao
You took the time to fanfic actual garbage
That's the point, stats tell whatever story you want
Altuve is garbage
Bruh youre comparing a fanfic very specific stat versus an entire month
Crazy
It's ok that you don't understand
You dont understand sample size
Its okay
Houston education is pretty bad
Wtf, I said Altuve is garbage. What makes you think I'm defending Houston?
Reading must be hard.