BREAKING - Joel Embiid (knee) to miss rest of season.

YOU SUCK

bud becoming Ben Simmons 2.0

Bum

Time to retire

Breaking news owen is fat @Torterrasballs

What took them so damn long? They should have started tanking a month ago.

Paul George spark up rn I’m ready

bronny for mvp now🙏🔥

Shock

Surprise to absolutely no one

Nobody fucking cares

I’m so shocked what an unfortunate turn of events….

BREAKING: Joel Embiid announces his retirement

philly sacrificed embiid to win a superbowl 😭🙏

whats the betting odds paul george going back to podcasting this season?

JUST IN: bron is a goat that id let plow me while pouring honey

Reminder that this dumbfuck won mvp over jokic

this not breaking news this just news

Literally no one’s surprised lil’ bro

Thank god I can finally drop him

i hope he can play at least one more full season

DEPORT THIS BUM

76ers need to leave Philly embarrassing franchise