Tobias Harris lands with the Detroit Pistons on a two-year, $52 million deal, per @wojespn

Just busted a nut in Walmart

Damn Tobias Harris over a Crumbl Cookie?!?

YOUR GONN SPEAK CHINESE IN 3 YEARS

he’s good?

Someone should photophobia him in a pistons jersey

Na Pistons know something we don't 🤔, cade for MVP

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Tobias Harris has been sentenced to 2 years in Detroit federal prison

Cade gonna kill himself

HE TICKLES BOOTY

Now the Pistons want him back after he's washed. Detroit is a doomed franchise.

Oh brother this guy stinks

Bro that’s crazy

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CANT HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT

Wingstop going wild since they won’t have to dish out any wings next season

Tobias deserves Detroit the way he played last year

LMFAO

TOBIAS CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

You guys are so stupid if you think $52mil is a lot in this economy💀

Why would they get another wing when they just drafted Holland

52 million for a brick is a lot

This is gonna be one of the lowest contracts signed btw you guys don’t know ball