BREAKING - The Cowboys are hiring Brian Schottenheimer to be the franchise's next head coach, per @DMRussini

HIRE JIMMY jOHNson

Is there any more room on the Washington bandwagon? F this!

For fucks sake

Jerry knew exactly what he was doing. He wants to stay in control and in power, what better way than to hire and put a nobody into a HC where he knows he’ll get no push back

As soon as I figure out how to say it I’ll let you know how I feel

We are COOKED!!! Jerry hiring another puppet

MARCH FOR ARCH

😂😂😂

Welp Here we go

Ffs

can someone tell me who this is and why its bad? (yes im a casual)

Dallas will never win again till Jerry sells or terminates. We dumpster dive w players and w coaches too. Fkn joke!

still no pickles!!

Welcome to chiefs kingdom cowboys fans!

Gonna go 0-17 just to take a DT from Michigan #1

Let's goooooooooo

Dallas Fans: “Certainly this can’t get any worse…” Jerrah: “Hold my Ovaltine”

I've been a Cowboys fan since 1981. Superbowl or bust for me this year. almost changed teams after they hired McCarthy back again last year. will be changing teams if they suck again this year. I'M DONE WITH BEING A SUFFERING COWBOYS FAN

Bro like we were bad we needed a hire that would kickstart us not keep us going in the same direction

Who

Did they even interview anybody?

They just hired him cuz he was in the building

Right place , right time type of shit haha