BREAKING - The Cowboys are hiring Brian Schottenheimer to be the franchise's next head coach, per @DMRussini

Assuming this is a middle-school football coach. Sounds like a very "Jerry" thing to do.

For those of you who don’t know who he is, you must not have been watching football for a very long time. He’s Marty Schottenheimer’s son.

😅🤣😂

Just another YES MAN smh 🤦

Jerry hiring someone that won’t talk back 😂

Most predictable signing

JERRY JONES NEVER DISAPPOINTS OF MAKING ME LAUGH

Damn Deion looks odd in the off season

Well at least I can go into the season with no hope

Who the f*** is that guy? (Conner Mcgregor voice)…

Cowboys fans, I actually feel sorry for you this time

my dallas cowboys will never see a super bowl 😪

8 game winning seasons below average & out of the playoffs next 5 seasons at least…

LMAO

Fantastic

my dallas cowboys will never see a super bowl 😪

Stephen Jones… you are the worse!!

holy shit

ANOTHER SELL

sucks to be cowboy fan

Jerry needs to die or Dallas never wins

WE MEED DEION

On god Jerry hiring someone he can control💀