BREAKING - The Dallas Cowboys are moving on from HC Mike McCarthy, per @TomPelissero

He's a straight BUSTER!!!

There's no one to replace him though. I mean, he lost the locker room anyway

yoo

Jets next coach

Now trade Dak to the Browns for their 2025 first. Use the pick to get Shedeur Sanders and bring Deion in to coach.

Coach prime! We need you!

See! You thought I was bullshitting. Prime Time! Prime Time!

Dak ain’t worth a first round pick

Yoo

Firing McCarthy is the first sane thing Jones has done in years. Maybe they will hire prime and he will threaten the other teams if they draft shedeur.

Letting shedeur learn from dak is the perfect scenario

Finally the cooks at the facility can stop working overtime

Hello Who want sure picks for today?

Hello

Yo You need picks tonight right?

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