BREAKING: UNC finalizing deal to land Bill Belichick as new football coach (per @InsideCarolina)

Retirement plan

WOOOOOOO

Who cares

UNCCCCCCCCC

Whf

Hell yeah

BREAKING: Borat says “my wife!!”, per @RapSheet.

Laugh at my comment because unc is stupid

Wtf....the fucking Army in college....these kids gonna quit....lol

Uh?

Don’t let this guy on campus 🌝

Nice now he can coach people the same age as his girlfriend

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK

LETS GO UNCCCC

Why didn’t my Unc let me know…. He’s uninvited to the bbq!

😂

Unc is going to work for UNC

Calling him Unc is wild

Hes got an endless string of college girls

His girlfriend going to college now?

Why there of all places we need you at bama

couldn’t stay away too long

So does that mean Tom Brady is qb?