A giant piece of sheet metal fell from the roof of AT&T Stadium after it was opened… The roof has since been closed.

Jerry Jones: “this team has a high ceiling!” The ceiling: …

They should use it to block the broadcasting cameras

Lotta you old heads already feel sleepy

This is Jake Paul’s fault

Their plan to take out Jerry failed..

Now the team and the building has to go through a rebuild

Use it to cover the window that blinds the players!

Giant?!?

Jerry Jones: See, that’s why we don’t close the curtains.

Don't worry, just call jake from State Farm, it happens all the time.

Jerry Jones: I suppose I’ll just construct a whole new stadium huh? Let ‘em play on it.

If that’s Giant im a eagle

K.

At least the sheet didn’t hit the fan!

How does this affect Marlon Mack?

That piece of metal was tired of holding up a failing franchise

Tyson’s butt cheek wind blew it down

Use it as a curtain

They let Zeke on the roof 😹

So who all thinks this is a set up excuse because Jerry didnt want to admit he was wrong about the sun. So now they can close the roof without making him retract his statemants?

Jerry Jones: “Were aware of the ceiling falling apart and we take that into consideration during the coin toss.”

“Oh sheet!”

How does this affect Patrick Mahomo’s Legacy?