Cowboys All-Pro Micah Parsons surfered a high-ankle sprain in last night’s win over the Giants, per @RapSheet

In other news Joe Mixon is back at practice

ThIs Is GuNnA bE oUr SeAsOn, We DeM bOyZ Parsons injury incoming WeLl It GuNnA bE nExT yEaR tHeN

surfered?

Remember when Leonard Fournette blew him up on a block and in Parsons went on Twitter and cried about it

Probably from how hard his home boy was rubbin his calf

I hear Watson knows some good massage therapist that can help him out

Cooked

Surfeeed

Surf’s up dude!

Surfboart 🏄‍♂️

Using it as an excuse for when Tj Watt wins Defensive MVP over him this year

Lol

McKinney winning dpoy

Haven’t heard his name mentioned once but whatever you say brother @SportBetKing

How long

Is he out

McKinney for defensive player of the year

Why don’t you spell out “you” rather than using a “u” then I’ll take what you have to say a little more serious @SportBetKing

Edit the BC to because too please

😂

Can’t even read that one

That game was literally the downfall of the cowboys defense

He just announced he’s not straight anymore on Twitter