RUMOR: Dr. Kenton Fibel, an NHL medical director who specializes in orthobiologics, thinks Christian McCaffrey’s (Achilles) absence could last a couple of months, per @sfchronicle There has been no new update from the team regarding CMC’s availability.

Jordan Mason is going to take me to the promised land 😭💦💦💦

RIP

Just traded Evans for Jordan yesterday!

Madden curse is real

Mason 📈📈📈📈

Dunzo

Where’s my bourbon

Mason owners rise!!!!!!

Madden curse

you’ve hawk tuah be kidding me

Clowns who drafted CMC

Isaac guerendo season

He’s a hockey doctor, what does he know? (I’m coping because of my fantasy team being without CMC)

Biggest bust in NFL Fantasy history

Mother fucker

Shittttttttt

Turkey asss

Duh, already suspected not coming back until after bye

He’s just talking

You gotta be fucking kidding me

SELL SELL SELL

Hockey guys forever the alpha athlete

Free diddy