Explain this in NFL terms:

It’s tua after he fumbles the ball pickes it up and throws a dime for the win but doesn’t make it to playoffs

Harrison Jr going to Arizona

Ur mom

McCaffrey on the panthers

Bowers drafted by the raiders

Me rolling up to my fantasy league mates crib for the draft

Me pulling in my driveway after abandoning my family for 11 years on a milk run

Garrett Wilson wasting away on the Jets (so far)

However, I heard the owner of that house bought several NVIDIA options contracts 5 months ago expiring in August

So, we’ll see if the property value increases here soon (it should)

Bills with josh Allen

Herbert on LAC

Malik Nabers

I think that’s Davante Adams parked outside Gardner Minshew’s house.

It’s not Daniel Jones

marlon mack on any team

Herbert on the Chargers…..

This looks like a car parked outside a shed. I do good?

Literally

Larry Fitzgerald his entire career

NYG (The House) drafting Malik Nabers (The Car)

Barry Sanders

lol