“Early-morning injury roundup: Joe Mixon and Dalvin Cook are trending towards playing but might not have their usual workload. Expected to play: Teddy Bridgewater, Ezekiel Elliott, Amari Cooper, Antonio Gibson, TJ Hockenson, Chase Edmonds. Game-time decision: Courtland Sutton.”

Lmao fuck off

Play cook... or play harris?

Do I start drinking now or later

Technically football is starting in 30

@Supr3m3 is that even a ?

Drink now!!’

Mattson or miles saundwrs?

Hat for Michael Carter fire for dalvin cook

Drink

Tru lemme drown my sorrows now I’ll know if I lost by 1pm anyways

Own both cook and mattison really hope cook sits. Mattison should do great against detroit by himself

Harris or cool?

Cook

If Cook starts he'll split time w/ Mattison. Just like last week. I'd rather they rest Cook so he can heal. Mattison rocks by himself.

Rather have 1 average back who gets all the work load vs 1 elite back who’s limited

Worst of all he won’t get any goal line carries

I’m all for Vikings too sit cook this week and let mattison run through the lions but if they keep cook active I feel obligated to start him over mattison

They keeping him active for a reason

Can they decide before London game so I know to start Michael Carter

20 likes on this message and I’ll bang @njzace03 mom (again)

You probably have a 2 inch baby penis

Throw it in her

Not starting cook again