“#Saints star WR Michael Thomas' high-ankle injury is worse than originally believed, and he’s now expected to miss several weeks, sources tell me and @RapSheet. Thomas is as tough as they come and surely will try to defy that timeline. But it'll be a battle.”

Good thing I drafted him in four leagues

God take me now

Every one of my first round picks for the past 2 years have gotten hurt I’m done

I am a 39yo virgin. Never had a girlfriend, either. Not joking.

Can’t make fun of marlon Mack anymore..

How does this affect Ted Ginn JR.?

I have him and bell I’m phucked with no lube

Trade for him immediately

first pick wasted.. smh

Kamara about to run a train on my ass his week.

Feed kamara !

#RISEUP

Might as well fuck me in the ass with a giant black dildo while we're at it

How does this affect Colston?

Many sanders!

Sure love how I selected him #4 overall. 🤮

I am a 39yo virgin. Never had a girlfriend, either. Not joking.

My first round pick. RIP

Bench brees and start Winston!

And this why you don't draft until the seasons over

2020 strikes again

@TheRealPatDaddy manny sanders or Trequan Smith bro

Fuck. Just traded Julio Jones for him 🤦‍♂️