“A surprise: The Washington Football Team is releasing legendary RB Adrian Peterson, sources tell me and @MikeGararolo.”

@smurfyTurds why McCoy?

had them all last year, except AP

@smurfyTurds was this your first draft?

where will AP Land?

@wvuchamp13 on his couch

bet he goes somewhere

@smurfyTurds fantasy obviously hates you too

I thought he was in prison.

Thumbs for Gibson hat for armstead

Marlon Mack to the Washington Football team? Quite the upgrade

@smurfyTurds please tell me you have some legit WR depth though

As much as this pains me to say, Chris Thompson is the back to own in Jacksonville

For 4 weeks yes

@SkinnyPete in ppr for sure

He is a rental

MT, DHop, DJM, Lamb, Parker, Lamar... others

Gawd. Debbie Gibson in 1988 is so hot

@SkinnyPete if he can stay healthy Chris Thomas will be a steal in the drafts

@SkinnyPete IF he stays healthy, he can put up solid numbers in PPR for the game script jags will have

IF

@imurfather great minds

Lol

but yeah... RBs in that squad are in shambles