“Source: AB has agreed to terms with the #Patriots.”

38-0

AB’s mom: Look how they massacred my boy

@flyblimp 🧟🧙🧛

Are we sure this is real?

Dolphins ask AB if he wants to play with FITZMAGIC. AB gets the ball EVERY TIME!!! It wont make it to him and FITZ racks up the interceptions. AT LEAST DA BALL IS THROWN TO AV

How bad will it be when they don’t win the super bowl with the most stacked roster?

Wait till we sign gordon

@flyblimp Lightfoot?

Answer: really, really bad

I can’t wait until the rape accusations come out about him and the female trainer

So Pick Up Gronk? Cause It’d Be Something he’s do

NE “fans” are so fake. How many will switch to KC when Brady retires?

None buddy

Biggest stock rise is Patriots D/ST their schedule is a joke now they keep the ball all game and get first downs at will

Can we go one day without an ab "bruh" moment

@gnarnick how are the Bills dense dude?

@LiftRideBreathe ej manuel

If I meet a pats fan who’s never even been to Mass, I know they are not actually a pats fan

@LiftRideBreathe wasting marshawn

Let’s pay the refs off, let’s sign all the great troubled talent for cheap, let’s cover up all the scandals every year, let’s have the easiest schedule playing the bills, dolphins, and jets every year twice, in the end we will win plenty of Super Bowls too 👍

KC/NE going to come down to home field advantage imo.

😂

@DiggityDooDanks wasting Marshawn? You don’t even make any sense.