“Source: AB has agreed to terms with the #Patriots.”

@Farkas04 New Hampshire

This means Edelman will eat. Gordon will starve. DT is waiver fodder

Probably just Rhode Islanders

Who is the WR1 in NE doe? Mr. Big Chest or Josh Garden?

WHENEVER THE PATS HIT THE FIELD... THE OPPOSING TEAM AND FANS SHIT THEIR PANTS

Don’t be sleeping on the patriot’s defense either. Winovich looks serious and the secondary is nasty especially with Chung all coked up

Edelman may get more underneath but it hurts overall yardage and TDs for him I'd say

@Farkas04 im in my seaport apartment right now about to jack off to our WR depth chart you bum

AB so crazy he sign with the pats only so he can argue with big ben in person tomorrow night

AB will get the best coverage/CBs. Frees up my dude Edelman

I can laugh at my own comments too

@KB844 pats defense has the easiest schedule too

In the slot!

Gordon's going double digit TDs now. And the biggest benefactor of all of this is Sony Michel. Y'all sleep.

Funny he signs with them 5 hours after getting released. Didnt wait for any other offers? They're as crooked as it gets.

@dbarz I mean every time you look it’s a different team jersey, gets confusing after awhile

AB cant run. He got frostbite on his toes. How Pats landed hin is beyond me

@aashir yeah it’s a compete guess, we’ll know soon enough but if Gordon still has “it” I can’t imagine he doesn’t eat

@flyblimp I’m whacking it to your guys wide outs and I hate the pats 😂

Andy Reed on belichick getting AB "I couldn't care less"

Josh Gordon plans on making a tray of brownies before each game the rest of the league will survive this

Edelman will benefit from AB..no doubt. Just hoping Edelman stays off the Juice and contains his love for psychos...just because they are now on his team

BRO WE’RE LITERALLY THE NFL DREAM TEAM