“Source: AB has agreed to terms with the #Patriots.”

Source: this is a confirmed transcript of a conversation with Brown & Belicheck over the past month. Bill - come play for me AB - how? Bill - get a “foot injury” that threatens your season, they’ll release you. AB- I tried it Coach, it didn’t work. Bill- hmmm, I know, try refusing to wear the new helmets and threaten a lawsuit. AB- I tried it Coach, they still not cuttin me Bill- wow. Screw it, just threaten physical harm on the GM, they’ll have to release you. AB- they threatened a one game suspension, then they took it back, idk what to do. Bill- what in the hell!? Just ask for your release lol AB- that worked! I’ll see you Monday!

Tell that to the Chiefs

@KB844 5

Brady needs to keep that masseuse on staff to take care of his shoulder after games because these guys gotta eat, 400 yards a game passing, whenever they need it anyway.

You’re a bunch of annoying accent Boston fucks

It don't matter. None of this matters.

Kevin Durant as also agreed to take his talents to New England. “I’m doing what’s best for me”

LMAOO

Poison pill hopefully

All of those guys with the New England patriots signal by their names are a little pussies

I don't even know why DMonkey is upset. He knew the Broncos were finishing 4th in their division before we signed AB.

LMAO

@DMoneyy agreed homie

They are probably not even real patriots fans they are all bandwagons

SOMEONE MAD

😂

For real. If AB will succeed anywhere right now, it’s the chance to play with the pats. And I think it helps Brady and Edelman and Gordon. If the pats don’t work out for him then nobody else will

The Golden State Patriots?

LITTLE PONY MAD

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TMZ reporting AB has recorded conversation with Brady already!

U guys ride out now

Lolll everyone hates u