“Cowboys, Ezekiel Elliott close in on a six-year, $90 million extension that would tie him to the team through 2026 https://t.co/EeOVZwFPSN”

Wife’s being a cunt

@ninja86 he’s going to bed??? 😭

Breaking News!

@ninja86 translation mom said it’s bedtime.

@ninja86 Not that

Well I gotta knock. Good talking to the actual ppl who like football on here. Only 2 more days guys

is he typing ???

Ok ok whoever is the first mod here has to say good night to my mans @ninja86 and read him a bedtime story or he won’t be able to sleep right

911 calls to ninja's home confirmed!!!

Then you can ban him

Almost 10k comments...most I’ve ever seen

@Notaname tell him Zeke signed so he can atleast shut his eyes for 2 seconds

Here he goes copying the link to the article

I’m starting to think he’s not actually a ninja at all

Ninjas don’t have bed times.

@ninja86 Zeke actually signed, you magnificent bastard

@ninja86 not really just want you to go to bed

@Notaname @dbarz I think he blocked me

@Metalhawx RIP

I have been set free

@Metalhawx that’s a curse and a blessing haha

I miss him so much

Say “Not that” if you love anal from me