“Cowboys, Ezekiel Elliott close in on a six-year, $90 million extension that would tie him to the team through 2026 https://t.co/EeOVZwFPSN”

I just want football to start

When tf this guy going to sign

Any new news?

@wakeupjacob I wish they would moderate this is more

So they were “close” on a deal?

Zeke will sign by end of this week. He could miss week 1 but that's not end of the world

@wooliewonka what possessions do you own? I’m down if you got good stuff.

Don’t say that @wakeupjacob

@WillyWanka fleshlight, some Pokémon cards, etc

Haha

Big ben @ NE, Trubisky vs GB, Cousins vs ATL.. who would you take week 1?

Not laughing at wonka

@wooliewonka let’s get it on!!!

It's very real he could miss week 1 but I got him mid first so I'll accept that when I normally shouldn't of had a shot at him

Trubisky

writing was on the wall the entire time some ppl just can't see

fuck it who’s trynna start a league right now?? we can draft in an hour... follow me on instagram we’ll make a group chat. @ gorlthatsalex

coffee giants and hahaha you guys all have such big penises we can’t let you in. sorry.

😂😂😂😂

I'll take 15 games of Zeke of 16 of David johnson

@BortleKombat05 i actually have a pussy

little faith and you too couldve had zeke

Hey cocksuckers, we are looking for one more for our 10 man ppr league on this app. Draft is in 1 hour and 45 minutes at 10 pm est, all rules pretty much the standard ones, but we playing with 2 flexes. Great group of guys everyone’s active. Whose the last lucky fucker to join?