“Cowboys, Ezekiel Elliott close in on a six-year, $90 million extension that would tie him to the team through 2026 https://t.co/EeOVZwFPSN”

Going to crash hard

Zeke's pen broke while signing

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1. Ezekiel Elliott- 949 yards on 304 attempts. 2. Derrick Henry (@KingHenry_2)- 905 yards on 215 attempts

Plane? Down

I read an artical on why Quiznos failed. Google it. A good read

The at cracked peppercorn ranch they had was fiiiiiiiire

They expanded too much

Zeke's mom says he can't play no more

Last thing (and this is a SUPER hot take..... and probably also super unpopular.... I understand Zeke is this "Grace of God RB" but I think Dallas wasted $90 million.... Tony Pollard would have been REALLY GOOD & he is on a Rookie contract. Call me crazy, but I credit AT LEAST 30% of Zeke production to the offensive line. Murray = Great in Dallas, McFadden = Great in Dallas... Shit, Dallas O-Line even had ALFRED MORRIS looking decent... After they left, not as good. Pollard cost 95% less, and would have given at least 75%-80% of Zeke production. Call me crazy, but that's my hot take.

Zeke arrested for trying to smuggle a brick of weed across the border

Zeke makes the Cowboys offense worse. Haters gonna hate.

Zeke plays fortnite

The data supports it

Pollard ain't no zeke

it's done boys

Finally!

Source?

And owners made franchisee's buy meat from they're specific providers which cost twice as much

The treaty signed?

Just in Zeke spotted signing autographs at the bunny ranch in Dallas....

I dont know why people keep saying pollard is better

source: my Hopes and dreams