“Cowboys, Ezekiel Elliott close in on a six-year, $90 million extension that would tie him to the team through 2026 https://t.co/EeOVZwFPSN”

I'm pooping on the toilet at work with a huge hard on waiting for zeke to sign. Not getting off this toilet till he signs.

No

@th1254 Texans are a complete mess, no doubt man. We know what it's like for a team to make shit deals.

Cowboys saved hundreds by switching to geico!!!

I guarantee u wouldn't say dat to my face boi @playboifarti

@DaUce21 who tf are you

@playboifarti you started thsi

Jerry isn’t budging.

@AlteredBeast cowboys been up shits Creek for two decades now. Welcome to the family

U never met a SAMOAN homie.. trust

I am...inevitable

@realtombrady that’s one expensive shit

Rikishi.

I’m purple bitch

@th1254 exactly. It's how I'm so good at spotting a bad deal for the long term.

Jerry and the boys are hosed either way

@playboifarti somebody u don't wanna fucc wit

Samoan? All I gotta do is throw some food your way

The diabetes will get you

Get em uce

U prolly white, a bitch in real life. So u talk shit on social media n threads like dis cuz u can't in real life Haha lil pussy boi

Samoans like Spam

Wasn’t even talking to you lil boy