“The #Cowboys have offered RB Ezekiel Elliott a contract which would make him the second highest-paid RB in the NFL behind Todd Gurley, per @WerderEdESPN.”

Gordon is injury prone tho

gurleys knee held out

@gr8nade and is still better than Zeke 😂😂

I’m having my draft in person so the Russians don’t hack it

@inkline still, that’s how you know your team’s got you

Rams also didn’t spend top dollar for the offensive line so Gurley could get the 🏦

@TheAustin China’s already added chips to your papers

@TheAustin huh? Where

cant wait until china has an NFL team

@EzekielElliott I got somethin to feed you

They’re all gonna have to wear glasses @gr8nade

@gr8nade they’ll riot when they’re told not to cheat

that or some clockwork orange shit to keep their eyes open

Tell Brady not to deflate the balls

@TheAustin chill, that was obviously Brom Trady

@pattyice19 Go ahead say it. I know it’s not going to be Christian

Mr Doback

Quesadillas with KRAFT cheese, 10/10 would recommend

i think i'm done doing best ball drafts, at 70 teams now in the 1mill

We had no toilet paper at work today. None. Ask me how I know.

Nah

GOD, FAMILY, and FOOTBALL is My Life right now!

If Dak declines 30 mill, Zeke declines this