“The #Cowboys have offered RB Ezekiel Elliott a contract which would make him the second highest-paid RB in the NFL behind Todd Gurley, per @WerderEdESPN.”

Chats moving so slow everyone will know I'm banging my sister

Water got shut off & im pooping wtf. Hopefully there’s one good flush left

@NanoReed can I eat her butt

@NanoReed so am I. Your sister, I mean.

@jackotis it really doesn’t matter who you pick here. Both will be studs and get you massive weeks so I would go with whoever you prefer to watch

@NanoReed panty raid?

🎵Fuck the cowboys 🎶

Please let there be news by this Sunday 🙏

he better answer before 9

Is Jordan Howard washed up?

Good thing I’m picking first in my draft. Don’t have to care about this shit

@jackotis Barkley , cmc.

#4 was the best pick before these stupid holdouts

I hate how Werder worded it lol

Made it Gurley v Elliott

I like to wear women's underwear

If Zeke takes the cake he should be back in 1.01 convo

@macdaddy71 -pansexual

Zeke was my 1.01 before this holdout mess

If he signs the contract would you take him before kamara or cmc?

Margaritas and sinoritas over zeke time 2 play football

@Ogun then I can get cmc or kamara

@Ogun 1 I standard 2 or 3 in PPR