“The #Cowboys have offered RB Ezekiel Elliott a contract which would make him the second highest-paid RB in the NFL behind Todd Gurley, per @WerderEdESPN.”

still need to make a blockbuster deal before i change this gawd awful profile pic

I always tell married men to get a dog bc the dog will love you forever

😂😂😎😎

That's why you gotta keep hoes on deck

@maijourney is this YouTube?

@maijourney I can finally address raiders fans from a safe distance

I feel so disgusting being happy about this, but I have the 4th pick so screw it lol

You all are sketchy as FUCK

This chat is wildin

"the raiders blow"-- coming from a minecraft player that means extremely little

https://sleeper.app/draft/nfl/470339590360657920

I saw 10 fights at the chargers-raiders game, 3 woman on woman!

@TheAustin even when you’re dead they’re at your side

But for real I do think Zeke is gay I mean it's fine to be gay but own it like your the queen you are 🔥🔥🔥

@maijourney is it true half of Raiders crowds are parole officers?

And they have Raiders rules in effect at chargers-raiders games cuz y’all get too hammed and like to run over kids on the way home after you inevitably lose

Please sign for Daddy 🤞

@Sand1222 is there something you need to get out of your closet and share ?

the other 5 are players' moms

One raider rule is no alcohol after halftime. FUCK THE RAIDERS

I dont have any half cut shirts to share...

I guess you'll keep the ones you own

Raiders are the stink of society