“The #Cowboys have offered RB Ezekiel Elliott a contract which would make him the second highest-paid RB in the NFL behind Todd Gurley, per @WerderEdESPN.”

Dallas is nothing without Zeke. They dont come to the game watch Suck Prescott play

I’ve been on hold out from Subway for 2 years. They’re feeling the pressure without their sandwich artist.

Shit nah man, i believe you get your ass kick for saying something like that man🤣🤣🤣

has prescott ever thrown the ball more than 20 yards?

twice

with flash Gordon, yup

@kamara depends if Kraft can get his PEDs

in high school

lol

Nah man well maybe 40 yards but that's pushing it

@fumblerooski99 he’s way better with cooper

Anyone know what Andy Reid’s 40 time is??????

Fun fact: After AP fumbled 4 times in the nfc conference game vs the saints (where they targeted Brett’s ankle) they duck taped his hands to the football season for two weeks of practice.

@TheAustin is he suspended or injured idek lmao

@fumblerooski99 he has. Just not successfully.

why isn't there a thumbs down option for dumbasses?

i thought he was injured and is practicing

Everyone who took Zeke at a 30% discount congrats!!!!

they can come up with mascots but no thumbs down emoji?

There’s an angry face thingy

Hope he continues to hold out, lol

angry face feeds douches

Let’s Go zeke sign it.