Cowboys QB Dak Prescott’s hamstring injury was worse than initially feared. He is expected to miss multiple weeks (per @RapSheet)

I can get a ham and a string put together for him

He got paid and didn't give a fuck

Fuck me in the ear hole

I thought he hurt his labia

Hahahaha

Rest in piss

Thank God they paid him before he got hurt and played badly

here comes the Rush!

I just fell to my knees in Jerry’s office

Move the team to Canada americas team is really the Minnesota Vikings.

Best news all day, now the Cowboys have a chance to win some games!

TREY OR COOP. IDGAF, FEED FERGUSON AND LAMB

#TankSeason

Cedee stock 📈📈📈

My goodness! Dallas is playing for high draft capital from this point forward.

is lance on the cowboys

Lance bag holders get in here??

Lmaaaaooooooo!!!

“All in”

Lmao

*Captain Kirk shocked meme*

THE BAG IS OKAY THO

Quick! Lions! TakeadvantageoftheCowboysemotionsandtradefortheirdefensiveends!