Positive update - Lions TE Sam LaPorta has been diagnosed with a low ankle sprain, per @JFowlerESPN

Prolly older tbh

Yeah imagine being 70 years old hoping a player 1/4th of your age is injured

Jared Goff is better than Mahomes

Go play some bocce ball you old fart

Facts, he’s prolly jus made he makes 100x more money in a year than he made so far in his life

Mad*

Lions are the best. Stop being jealous

Panthers r beating them 21-7

It’s the Lowest sprain in history. Any lower and he’d be floating.

Get that man a tampon and put him back in

I try to draft a good top end TE every year and EVERY YEAR they suck man. It’s unbelievable truly

This is why waiting to draft a tight end is beneficial. It is the most inconsistent position in fantasy football and guys will still draft tight ends first- second round.

I'm doing great with waiver wire additions Zach ertz and Mike Geseicki 😂

All of us lions fans are happy about this injury

He’s not good enough

@Isaaaaaaac how

He was top 3 in fantasy points last yeat

Year

I'm not starting him again until he gets 10+ points on my bench

OJ Howard season in bound

Good, so he can get back to catching 1 pass a game 😅

@ForrestGumpLine That’s too early, because those TEs, are Laporta(15th), Kelce(20), Andrews(26), Kincaid(38, 2 weeks tho), while the 9-12th rounders, Goedert(1), Bowers(2), Kmet(3). Yes McBride is (4) and Kittle is (6). The difference between a 3rd rounder and 10th is not huge for pts w/ TEs.

Laporta is secretly the ghost of darren Waller