Positive update - Lions TE Sam LaPorta has been diagnosed with a low ankle sprain, per @JFowlerESPN

It a low ankle sprain haha

Kurt angle won an Olympic gold medal with a broken freakin neck and porta can’t play fooseball

I mean he fell to the 5th for me but still wtf

Hock is king.

This lets us bench him, we would’ve never benched him at his value

He should miss 1 game to heal up. Go ahead and designate him as OUT Lions. I need to put him on IR slot.

As a Lions fan Sam LaPorta’s injury will help the Lions get TJ Hockenson back so I’m happy about that

bust of the year?

Sam LaPorta shredded ACL 🙏

As a Lions fan I hope he’s hurt he fucking stinks

Dan Campbell will sit on Sam LaPorta’s face and fart on it for being soft

You should worry about kelce underperforming time and time again @QueenTaySwifty

someone dropped Goedert last week, glad I snatch him up.

4 weeks

Sam LaPorta is bad. As a Lions fan I’m happy

Right buncha lowlifes in here praying on someone’s downfall😂

Hoping your players are actually hurt is so messed up, the lions fan base is so bipolar

Literal scums

The 4 losers

Lions have the best fans. Bow down

Lions are bad and the fan base is almost as bad as the eagles

Panthers are better than lions🥱

Nope I been a fan for 45 years