Sam LaPorta got hurt on the last play and he's being carted to locker room.

Pray to the gods you don’t see us in playoffs

^^^ In case you were wondering that’s the Lions resumé this year. You’ve been schooled…now go change your tampon I can smell you from here 🤣💩

If it makes you feel any better I expected it. You’re a lions fan this is their first time being good in their franchise. Enjoy it while you can

Detroit finally has a decent football team and their fans have erections they can’t control. Honestly kinda cool. It’s like having sex for the first time for yall.

You guys were virgins for the longest time. Y’all finally “Came” out. No pun intended.

@dhopsszn1 Wait…do you root for the Pittsburgh Cardinals? Maybe it’s the Dallas Cardinals? No..that doesn’t sound right either 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣

@dhopsszn1 Wanna see something really funny? Check this out…and then when you’re done reading how the Lions own your franchise head to head you can lick my nuts 🤣

Well I guess I can’t put a link in here for whatever reason but the Lions own the head to head 36-28-6 and winners of 5 of the last 6 (the 6th was a tie)