Vikings WR Justin Jefferson (Quad) says he is not expecting to miss any games, per @AdamSchefter

I just came up from my knees at Walmart

Nailor📈

Amon ra next please

In other words, IR incoming

Everyone’s been lying

Can we get Kyle Shanahan to confirm?

picking up neilor lol

I just raised from my knees in Walmart

JJ the king of beepers

i just watched someone pull a shawn michaels kipp up in walmart

Hes done

🫡

Yeah but what does the medical professional say?

“I’ve seen this before ☝️🤓” bro it’s a quad bruise 💀💀

Cmon be like the other top 5 receivers already

I hope he recovers quick but I’ll just note as a JJ owner last year that that’s what he said then too

CMC said he was good to play week 1 and is gonna miss half the season

Yea and I'm never calling in sick on Friday's anymore 🤪

WE POURING HONEY ON YOU GOAT

How does this affect Marlon Mack’s value?

Marlon Mack

I just par baked a pie crust. Does anyone know if I can cook the beans that weighted the crust down regularly.

Lmao the dumb fucks spending fab on likely got. 2 for 26 bend over bitches