Chiefs WR Rashee Rice has turned himself in to the police, via @MySportsUpdate

It was indeed posed as a question

Yes it is a question

I’m calling CPS

It’s uncle Mike for the last time

You need to help him

No don’t call CPS he’s a good man really

Ooooo

BOYS.

I just realized something

What did your uncles do to you?

GWM being in this chat means he’s in other sleeper leagues XDDDDD

Imagine the chaos and villainy he causes those other poor owners omg

I’m sure @Toothpast3 has stds that haven’t even been discovered yet

He prolly sending offers of multiple thirds for first rounders

They’re probably just as autistic as him

😭

I feel bad for you @Doogie007 r*ped by all three of your uncles is tragic. But you got used to it. And tbh you deserve it

@GWMVPRUN2024 is it true you rode the shirt bud

OJ > Rice

Buses are better for the environment

Public transportation is good

@dr3g would actually get a DUI first two minutes never mind fuck that

Only a dui if you get caught