Chiefs WR Rashee Rice has turned himself in to the police, via @MySportsUpdate

Not true not on bath salts

Dawg finna OD any second we about to witness it to

I have high BP. Can confirm that it is bad. This guy's legit. Checks out.

Okaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

😭😭

I get to see some real action since Jets suck? What? What did I say that’s bad

Thank you, sir.

GWM the kinda guy who only drinks sours cuz beer “doesn’t taste good”

I do enjoy partaking in the shooting of beers on about a weekly basis.

Or some Danimals

Like I would end it if I were a jets fan

Is rice going to play this year?

@GWMVPRUN2024 you have yet to deny you diagnosed with like super autism

I drank some beer the other day it was good

Jsn is better then Garret Wilson

Adds up

Bro can’t even beat out a bald 30 year old @chrisfioto 💀

GWM reminds me of a villain in a rom-com

Gmw reminds me of the last peach in a can of peaches

Did Garret even hit 1k yards this year?

So @dr3g can you walk in a straight line

No I’m too fucking drunk

GWM about as good at arguing as GW is at being fantasy relevant