BREAKING: RB Saquon Barkley is signing with the division-rival Philadelphia Eagles, per @TomPelissero https://t.co/1juI1dNXOr

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Hot take Vikings need to fucking do something real fucking soon

Burnnnn it

Henry to Baltimore good as done

BOOOOO

He's gonna run over that Giants defense

That’s life

His value 📉📉📉

Everyone kept saying howie wouldn’t do it/ not in his style of signing rbs. Well the deal is done and AJB/ hurts/ and Barkley is a ridiculous combo

Madden simulator is outta control!!

Hurts can’t hand off the ball to save his life

NOOOOO

i’m pissing, vommiting, and shitting uncontrollably rn

That’s what the people say

Ok

These players have no loyalty to the “rivalries they were in” it’d be any other team for me.

The F'N Eagles??? 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Sad day for the Texans

Still won’t win against the Chiefs

Bro thinks he’s getting the tush push treatment 🤡

I WAS GUNNA KILL MYSELF BEFORE THIS NEWS BUT NOW I’M REALLY GUNNA KILL MYSELF NOW!!!

I just nutted tree times

Sell Saquon. Hurts gonna keep on vulturing